maximus desimus maridious

Max the destroyer!

He may be cute and cuddly but there lies a darker side to this moggy! He lays awake in the nite constructing evil plans!… He will lure u into a false sense of security with his purry disposition and cheeky eye. He hates to be ignored more than anything. If you do then beware! strange things begin to happen.. glasses will fall over, sofas are shredded, cat biscuit boxes tumble to the floor, cables get eaten, the list is endless. But what is feared the most is his deadly wink.. Not everyone will see it. He picks his victims carefully. I have managed to survive the wink about 8 times now. I find treats and tummy tickles tend to work. I would love to hear about any pet stories you have on my blog!